The Suit

notes to self.

#1.  don’t bonga

– speak english !

 

#2. don’t bob your head

to Reggae

to Hip Hop

(in the Matatu)

 

#3. watch Your posture

 

#4. act snobbish

look serious-ly

very busy

 

#5. wear a watch

it don’t have to work

(”disco” is not a watch)

– time to time glance

at your watch

 

#6. dont ‘gota’

–  firm handshake

 

#7. adopt ‘the’ posture;

fore finger to the temple

 

#8.nod your head knowledgeably

#9. occasionally say ” ya”

to accompany #8.

(you know, in fact …)

 

ongoing research findings:

the suit is a powerful tool.

you are treated different

call it respect (?)…

 

you are a soft

petty hustle target

 

police and/ or watchmen

are friendly.. very

 

avoid ‘base’ and ‘maboyz’

……

 

Request for study grant:

– tailored suits

– job

– cash

– car

 

c.c

GQ

Giorgio Armani

Range Rover

 

b.c.c

all universities

all hustlers

all police

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