poverty politics poetry

‘the left arm is abusing the right arm when they actually belong to one body’

‘you know sometimes the body rejects a part in the case of transplants’

so went the discussion on this weeks news item ‘poverty stricken’ reaction of hon. gladys wanga to ‘hon’. mutahi ngunyi’s analysis of the ‘lord of poverty’. still in this week Meru town was ‘brought to a stand-still’ by a man from the lake seeking the hand of one of their girls in marriage. one jared otieno, a business man flanked by hon. james orengo and hon. prof. anyang’ nyong’o. in attendance was the hon. peter munya governor Meru county and hon. kiraitu murungi senator Meru county.  hon. gladys wanga and jared otieno hail from homa bay county… some say ‘hon’.mutahi ngunyi from Meru county

‘poverty stricken mar meru’

that was hon.gladys wanga’s tweet to ‘hon’.mutahi ngunyi. it is vernacular for ‘poverty stricken your mother’ it is intended as an insult not that i think political scientist ‘hon’. mutahi ngunyi was insulting by pointing out the obvious.

“Are LUOs poor? No idea.THEY SHOULD TELL US. Are there POVERTY STRICKEN LUOs. YES. Statistics: 82% of people in BONDO live below poverty line”

its most famous son, raila amolo odinga the leader of opposition is to him ‘lord of poverty’;

“Raila should be put on TRIAL. The JUDGE: poverty stricken LUOs. And LUHYAs craving his bondage. CHARGE: selfishness, selfishness, selfishness.”
so reads the tweet that earned him the wrath of hon. gladys wanga. the honorable member’s phrase could be with application of slight change in intonation mean ‘poverty stricken is the meru’s’.
“The LUO NATION is spell bound by RAILA. Period. That is why they call him BABA like NYAYO. In fact the only BABA after NYAYO. Mental SLAVERY”
the way some words are stressed reminds me of the plethora of ‘online gutter press’ but i respect the effectiveness of the brevity. in high school it is identified as one of the characteristics of good poetry. communication done. Now, “not all who call me ‘lord’! ‘lord’!… shall see the kingdom (of poverty)”. .. 82% is a BIG percentage! about names, our president is called MUTHAMAKI  and is also referred to as KAMWANA- maybe our political scientist could profile the users of these names. ‘hon’. mutahi ngunyi knows how to get people talking because truth hurts… or maybe ‘a lie gets around the world before the truth put on its boots. who knows?
ilianza tu na ka selfie- our president went and made a deal to import sugar from uganda to shore up on the shortfall – double tap! then the ill informed opposition as usual in their unpatriotism started heckling. the raucous was instigated by the dire straits in which the sugar producing region is in. ungrateful brutes, m.p’s from the region, even after a bundle of money was thrown at the problem that is eating at Mumias Sugar Company refused an invite by the head of state to tea! the stereotype on their relationship with this beverage was put into question or it just highlighted how displeased they were. an opposition governor was a former MD at the troubled company.
reports in the media did not help matters much; a private Kenyan owned company milked the camaraderie between the heads of state an opportunity for good business not to be wasted. the Ugandan president weighed in on the issue. remember him of the ‘these jaruos are mad’ fame. allegations of impropriety were levelled at the scientist concerning his dealings with NYS. rumours and hear-say undeserving of any response or comment.
“Yes, I’m the lord of poverty because I speak for many poor people while he (Ruto) is the high priest of corruption because he speaks for wealthy people with ill-gotten wealth.”
i dont know if he’s honourable or not, right or wrong but he has accepted the title bestowed on him. the contention is the poverty. i could say of ideas, character, principles. what has the opposition done to help the poverty stricken luos and luhyas craving bondage who’s livelihood is the sugar cane? what ideas have they- boycotting sugar and/or milk ?
… Er, i am thinking along the lines of self sufficiency… sustainability… economic empowerment…
o.k, most importantly, what are the poverty stricken luos and luhyas craving bondage doing about it?

Hon. kiraitu murungi was Lord. Rt. Hon. Dr. raila amolo odinga’s lawyer during the latter’s residence at kamiti maximum security prison and once pleaded with the ‘lord’ to eat during a determined fast to the death.  during the business man jared otieno’s trip to Meru he spoke;


‘“A long time ago, the Ameru did not let their daughters get married to Luos. They used to worry about what they will eat in Nyanza, because they thought there was only fish, which they did not like”


“Imenti South and Nyanza South are getting cosy as far as marriages go. It is good, because it is a way of bringing tribes together”

mar‘ not only means ‘belonging to’ but also ‘mother in law’. in english it means ‘to spoil/ ruin/ damage ‘.

again, hon. gladys wanga’s

– ‘poverty stricken mar meru”:


poverty stricken your mother

poverty stricken belongs to your mother

poverty stricken belongs to (a)meru

poverty stricken is the mother-in-law to your mother

poverty stricken spoil/ ruin/ damage your mother

poverty stricken spoil/ ruin/ damage (a)meru


(wo)man is to err; it could have been over zealousness in conciliation resulting in a typo. We forgave a former minister of finance a few million shilling typing error and are eternally patient with hon. moses kuria. in all innocence i suppose it was a minor NON-ISSUE misunderstanding. (sorry, i couldn’t resist ).

in the context of the weeks events and the opening to this article the hon. gladys wanga’s tweet must have been intended to be

‘poverty stricken marry meru’

there is a residual evidence of an insult even in this however, involved parties and participants should agree to dis agree on


poverty stricken marry your mother –


i.e. your father is poverty stricken.

i mean without (innuendingkizungu ni ngumu!) implying that your mother is promiscuous …

lets say she is unfortunate.



poverty stricken marry (a)meru –


luo marry (a)meru…

‘jared otieno’ marries ‘kendi mwiti’

interestingly ‘kendi’ means ‘alone’  or ‘get married’



you realise this could go on … and on.. and on….

energised by ignorance, arrogance ….and ..and.. and…


…i’m tired, you decide




sins of the father

Sins of the father

Smoothed and smothered

By, “brother, brother”



Liar, liar

Then fools die!





Into the land


45 minute investigations


‘Perpetrator is known’


Solution woes

Burn effigies

Ban rallies so


Team victim,

Who pulls your strings?

Who pulls his strings?


It is not politics

Not ethnicity

It is not truth

Nor reconciliation.


It is.



Food is the poor!



miss minor miss

Somebody has it out for you when your women keep dying on you and violently at that. It even sounds wrong- the black widower! The person must hate you so much that the idea of a little you is despicable. You know that word reminds you of an animation.

I’ll get straight to it; the police did it. The Kenya police.

Starting from the obvious; who shoots everybody but the person they are targeting? Stray bullets anybody? Who is that wasteful with ‘resources’? Hint- the government of Kenya owns a bullet factory. The hit also follows a template used on other religious leaders: Aboud Rogo and ‘Makaburi’ just to mention two.

Robert Ouko jumped off a plane breaking his legs but survived to soak in diesel and light himself up then finally found a loaded gun … (no, he shot himself then jumped) and it was Got Alila the mountain of God where Abraham took Isaac for a picnic. George Thuo was testing the first batch of ‘Sacramento’ and Mutula Kilonzo enjoyed his ‘country man’. George Saitoti was just high on cyanide. Beth Mugo’s and the president’s nephew was playing a bit role in the ‘The Siege of Westgate’ and that’s stage managed.

“Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in!”

I don’t know why this minor is so intriguing to me. There is definitely something about him. Look at a photo of him after he just escaped an assassination or any image in that case. He’s become important enough to be assassinated, ordinary people are just murdered or killed. There was a steep drop in decapitations upon his release from prison on illegal weapons charge. He was baptized into Christianity and he started a church. I remember the group flirted briefly with Islam. It took the convincing of Sheriff John Michuki’s , “all you’ll hear from now on is funeral announcements!” (… now that’s hard core. )

In Godfather III, the Don Michael Corleone decides to liquidate his holdings in the ‘sin’ business to go legitimate. He, a private citizen, is conferred one of the highest awards of the Catholic Church blessed by the pope. An aide tells a nosy journalist,” Cut the bullshit… the Holy Father himself has blessed …! Do you know better than the pope?” It ends badly for all involved and concerned. He is a terribly tragic figure, embracing his beloved daughter’s limp lifeless body. Subconsciously, I think I made this connections when I told my friend that I admired the minor.

His response was to call me a sadist and it just cracked me up though I said nothing in return. I later thought about it but have held it back ‘til now; I believe sadist is someone that voted for Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta and his running mate William Samoei Ruto. Then to top up malice with Gideon ‘mike sonko’ Mbuvi and Rachel ‘manzi wa nai’ Shebesh. Two international crime suspects are allowed public office but a witness of Christ must be crucified?! The tyrant advisor opted minor’s organizational model in his consultancy for the National Youth Service.

When you pass your use-by-date you accept your fate. ‘You live by the gun you die by the gun’ is the perfect news backdrop. Minor the great is to die of loneliness. You know, the Russian Mob, if you wrong them, kills off all your known family and friends but then let you live, I heard. Even Chaka of the Zulus never desired an heir and the United States of America’s George Washington died childless. He’s in good company but should start writing a memoir. NOW!

… and a final will and testament